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Real women would never want to be anything like Paris! –Unless you want to be famous for DUI’s, sex tapes, or even being a drug smuggler. Allegedly, some guy named Darnell Riley stole some scandalous video tapes from Paris. Riley states that in one of Paris’ videos that her ex Nick is taping, Paris pulls out a zip-lock baggie full of weed from her luggage, breaks it down and proceeds to roll a fatty.

Unbelievable! She flew drugs into Mexico? That’s the kind of shit that you’re supposed to fly out of Mexico, not into Mexico! Nick comments that this tape can never get out and Paris says, “Yeah, the Paris Hilton tape, part two.” OMG, Paris didn’t you learn from Brokedown Palace circa 1999? Sooo very ballsy of you, even if your stuff is some kind of Pineapple Express. Nobody knows if she’s actually that stupid or just figured she would bribe the federales with money and/or a sexual favor. To get the real low down on Paris, check out the book Six Degrees of Paris Hilton.

Look for it in your local book store’s bargain bin, or buy it at Amazon.com

Tags: brokedown palace, drug smuggler, paris hilton, sex tape, six degrees, weed

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