Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

One of the worst movies ever just got better. Instead of a dramatic look into the showgirl industry in Las Vegas, we got Jessie Spano pole dancing. Sure, that’s not completely a bad thing. We turned our backs at her obvious greatness. When we take a look back at her Saved By The Bell years, her acting seemed so much better in a Saturday morning television show than an NC-17 rated anti-masterpiece.

So much better.

I read that they started making a Party In A Box version of the DVD, complete with shot glasses and “pin the panties on the stripper.” I’m not going to lie. That’s as good as it gets people. Showgirls just got better. And if you disagree, you are obviously not as great as Elizabeth Berkley.

Showgirls, the Ultimate Party In A Box on sale now!

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