Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

Robots are lovers not fighters. Ninjas are fighters not lovers. Robot Ninja Whores are a hybrid of lovers and fighters yet possess the cold, steal shell that makes them robots. Every day at RobotNinjaWhores.com we will try to feature a robot, a ninja, or a whore. We’re here to put a little love in your face… or show you what robots can do… or slice you in half.

There are many things in this world that lead us to believe that only robots, ninjas, and whores cannot co-exist, but a I will prove them wrong. I say we live in a world that robots, and ninjas, and whores can exist together, and I’ll even throw in pirates and zombies for good measure. You can find those here too. I’ve loosely created definitions for each type of post:

Robot: Anything awesome, robot related, or techy in general. Sexbots. Transformers. 802.11z routers. Roombas. You know, things that turn us on.

Ninja: Anything stealthy and awesome, like a stealth Roomba. American Ninja, Knight Rider, The A-Team; all ninjas.

Whore: Anything that relates to Paris Hilton’s life or the Bush Administration–things we both hate. We’ll continue to make fun of the Bush administration until it’s not funny anymore.  Political and Social commentary is like baseball for nerds.

Pirate: Anything that has to do with Johnny Depp because he’s so awesome. Criminal Negligence? Who the ef cares. Actually anything pirate like will probably revolve around the phrase “Arrrgh!”

Zombie: Anything dead. Or undead. Or perhaps related to Sam Raimi or Tim Burton. Movie news. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

I hope there’s something to for everyone here… and maybe instead of working, you’ll read our blog.

Eddie Phanichkul
Editor in Chief, RobotNinjaWhores.com