Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

As part of the Star Trek webmaster program, I get all the crazy new awesome Star Trek web resources first. They, in turn, get free publicity.

Star Trek released their new movie logo today, which is suspiciously similar to Transformers. I always said that if the Transformers movie was super bad-ass, awesome, I’d go see the new Star Trek. Both were written by Robert Orci and Alex Kurtzman, the pair of whom speak to the heart of every nerd in the universe. In addition, Damon Lindelof and JJ Abrams of Lost, one of my all time favorite shows, are also producing this bad boy.

This makes me a whore.

But really fellas, come up with a better Star Trek logo. Unless we’re going to see the TOS crew battle Decepticons, I think a more traditional approach should have been made.

Beam me up, beam me up, Scotty

Sometime in the future, we’ll be marrying robots. If San Francisco is the mother land for homosexuals, Massachusetts will be the capital of robot-human nuptials. Perhaps the Wizard of Oz came 120 years too soon. The Emerald City already tells us tails of love in all forms, lions and scarecrows, witches and pedophilia, dirty old wizards and young, shiny tin man. Maybe I read that story wrong, but my point is that Mass will be Emerald Mass by 2050. I mean, after all, the Kennedy’s are from Mass.

But then again, someone might have been watching too much Cherry 2000.

OMG ROBOT LOVE

Take it anywhere you go. Bring a pump… not that one, the one that pumps air into things like balls and giant robot killing machines. I’m sold.

Get it at the world’s most evil store… Wal-Mart.

I can’t post this video. I can’t even post a photo. All I can post is this diagram I drew in Photoshop. There’s no equality because I’m not sure if it equals fun, awesome, or gross. You be the judge.
It involves a robosapien, a dildo, and a whore.

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