Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

Erin Andrews, the sideline reporter/sportscaster for ESPN, was recently filmed walking around naked in her hotel room… through a peep hole drilled from an adjacent room. I thought this kind of thing only happened in teen high jinx films from the 80s.

Recently, TMZ obtained a 911 phone call with the awesomest quote ever.

I did nothing wrong, and I’m being treated like fucking Britney Spears, and it sucks.

It just kind of fit with the last post where Paris Hilton claims to not really be a slut, but also a very unfortunate circumstance for the reporter. Also, this chick has so many looks. She’s like a soccer mom in one photo, a college co-ed in another, then she can also look extremely hot with the right makeup and lighting and boob implants. Does she deserve the media attention? Probably. Should she be treated like Britney Spears? Probably not.

More from the Chicago Sun-Times.

Would you like to bust a nut? If yes, why not bust into a bag of cornnuts?! There are a few simple rules you must follow…

1. Go to your room and MAKE sure you lock the door!
2. Once you’ve tried it you’re guranteed to want some more!
3. Size doesn’t matter and that is a fact!
4. Everybody does it and in fact more than you’d realize, they like it a lot, even at school.
5. So go ahead bust a nut, I mean really bust a nut, I promise I won’t tell!!!!

Bust a nut on YouTube.com

Matt Damon tells CBS of his dislike for Sarah Palin and ninjas his way into likening a McCain presidency to a bad Disney movie. He uses big words like “actuary tables” and “governance.” He also insinuated that there’s a one in three chance that McCain will not survive his first term… you know, because he’s old and was actually around 4,000 years ago when dinosaurs were around. His animosity for Palin stems from her inexperience and right-wing views. Also, she’s a hockey mom, not a soccer mom, so obviously there’s something wrong with her. Just watch the damn video.

Matt Damon: Friend or Foe?

This is the second Microsoft adv. with Bill and Jerry. Strange. There’s something about leather. It’s been mentioned in both ads. I’m begining to sense something coming. This video, unlike the previous, was much more enjoyable–which isn’t saying much because the first was pretty crappy. Who knows what’s in store for us. I predict a Windows comeback by next year.

By the way, this video does feature a robot.