Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

As part of the Star Trek webmaster program, I get all the crazy new awesome Star Trek web resources first. They, in turn, get free publicity.

Star Trek released their new movie logo today, which is suspiciously similar to Transformers. I always said that if the Transformers movie was super bad-ass, awesome, I’d go see the new Star Trek. Both were written by Robert Orci and Alex Kurtzman, the pair of whom speak to the heart of every nerd in the universe. In addition, Damon Lindelof and JJ Abrams of Lost, one of my all time favorite shows, are also producing this bad boy.

This makes me a whore.

But really fellas, come up with a better Star Trek logo. Unless we’re going to see the TOS crew battle Decepticons, I think a more traditional approach should have been made.

Beam me up, beam me up, Scotty

Get your very own Presidential or Vice Presidential candidate Cabbage Patch doll on Ebay!  These are much pricier than the 80s originals; Sarah Palin is the most expensive at $716.  McCain and Obama cost a modest $510, and Biden goes for a measly $425.  Foxnews.com said it best: “While children aren’t allowed to vote, a few lucky little ones can still pick — and hug and kiss and squeeze — their president.” Only 4d 19h 27m left to bid, so hurry!

9th Grade Whore on Maury – Watch more free videos

I’m not going to lie. This video is ridiculous. This 9th grader is a whore. Seriously, you guys.

I do what I want!

9th Grade Whore on Maury

A periodical Google for Paris Hilton has yielded this result: 1 Night in Paris

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412260/

Remember that sex tape? Well, it has an IMDB page. Who knew?

As a bonus… here’s a bunion on her foot. EWWWW!

1 Bunion on Paris

This is just a link… to a NSFW kinda video
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=7467&Top20=1&rtn=index-top20

This week in our Periodical Google Search of Paris Hilton, we have discovered a news story about Paris’ hatred of panties. The story says Paris was trying on bikinis worth about $300 each when the store asked her to purchase them because she wasn’t wearing any panties. Paris responded by saying they didn’t fit and refused to buy them. I don’t even have a joke for this story.

Paris hates panties. Men rejoice, somewhat.