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I’m not going to lie. This video is ridiculous. This 9th grader is a whore. Seriously, you guys.

I do what I want!

9th Grade Whore on Maury

Recently, I wrote a review on Yelp.com on how to defend against zombies from a Costco. There are zombie survival kits out there–just take a look at the amazing items from Amazon.com to procure before the onslaught of zombie devistation!

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Condoleeza Rice is a definite Bush administration whore. Whatever your opinion of the Bush Administration, be it good or bad, you cannot be blind to Iraq and the increasing threat of terrorism. But wait? How can this be? I thought we were making headway into thwarting terrorism! I hate to break it to you, but terrorism is like a non-evaporative liquid that just stays around like an unwanted houseguest. They don’t quit. They will never quit. The only way to deal with terrorism is to thwart their ideals through education, not force. We can’t even begin to educate people when we’re fighting an insurgency which the rest of the world thinks is doing no good.

Then again, why should we care? We’re the United States of America. I’ll tell you why we should care, we aren’t arrogant pricks. You are. Bush Administration lackey’s. We cherish our freedom, that which can be taken away by our powerful government at many moment. But we cherish our way of life even more. It is not to be disrupted by the powers in office that think they know better than us. We are the government. And when this government is no by-the-people, it is by 50% or even 51%.

New republican election reforms aim to suppress voter turnout according to democrats. These reforms require identification to vote. Democrats are idiots when believing that minorities and the elderly aren’t capable to produce identification, however, it is likely that some of the laws require too much, such as proof of citizenship. Hell, I don’t even have proof of citizenship. The republicans are even bigger idiots because they say documentation will prevent voter fraud. Election law officials cite the most common and prevailent voter fraud is through absentee balloting, which if I recall my general atomic theory, doesn’t require you to produce identification at a polling place.

So who’s the bigger fool? We will never know. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Toll Tootsie Pop.