Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

A tiny sea creature capable of rejuvenating itself over and over again may hold the secret to eternal life.

The jellyfish-like Turritopsis Nutricula reverts back to a juvenile form once it mates after becoming sexually mature.

So for this creature it’s sex, not piety that is the key to living for ever.

This turritopsis jellyfish was foubnd off the Florida coast. The creatures are found around the world and have the potential to live forever

Tiny terror: The animal only grows to 0.2ins but can regenerate itself over and over again

Turritopsis is technically known as a ‘hydrozoan’ and is the only animal that is capable of reverting completely to its younger self.

It does this through the cell development process of transdifferentiation.

Theoretically, this cycle can repeat indefinitely, rendering the animal potentially immortal.

While most members of the jellyfish family usually die after propagating, turritopsis has developed the unique ability to return to a polyp state.

Having stumbled upon the font of eternal youth, this 0.2ins creature is now the focus of many intricate studies by marine biologists and geneticists.

Found in warm tropical waters Turritopsis is believed to be spreading across the world as ships’ ballast water is discharged in ports.

Though solitary, they are predatory creatures and evolve asexually from a polyp stage.

A Turritopsis polyp: The jellyfish reverts to this sexually immature stage when starved or damaged

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What happened to originality? The Honda Insight was a tiny car which was discontinued in 2006. Looks like Honda’s bringing it back with hybrid technology in the Prius body style. This is worse than the time Optimus Prime was killed, and the Matrix of Leadership was taken by that bastard Hot Rod, aka Rodimus Prime. What a fucking loser.

The pluses are LED lights and Honda coming to the market with a hybrid car that isn’t a crappy CR-V, or muy feo Civic. If that doesn’t make you happy, maybe this will:

 

 

 

Honda’s lack of originality.

Transformers was the best fucking movie EVAR.

Just ask Soundwave, who wasn’t in the movie.

For about $22 bucks, you can buy this “Transformers Sports Label Convoy feat. Nike Free 7.0.” Somewhere lost in translation is how you can’t really wear it and this is the most useless, awesome Transformer ever. His name is “Convoy” by the way. The toy-maker, Tomy Company and Nike, have joined forces. Tomy Company is expected to join forces with Trojan Condoms, Product (RED), Apple, and the RIAA to bring more variable-themed Transformers later this year such as the glow-in-the-dark Slip Stream (a Transformer with a rubber casing), Redformer Transformer That’s Red, Transformers MacBook Laptop Super Happy Fun Time Apple OSX, and finally the Give-It-To-Music-Lover-All-Your-Base-Are-Up-The-Ass feat. Autobot Awesome Transfomer (it resembles Soundwave).

I don’t have an explaination for this one

The “Transformers Music Label Frenzy & Rumble playing earphone” sounds like an awesome contraption which ever way you spin it. It looks even better than it sounds. On sale in Japan July 19th, 2007 with a price tag of ¥3,950 This is the first of our awesome Transformer posts today.

More than meets the ear…

TOO FUCKING GOOD TO NOT SHOW!!! Celebrate something else on Independence Day besides Danielle Carlson’s birthday and you know… our country’s birthday.

Did I hear some transforming noises? Are they real? Schwhat?

Transformers YouTube Link

Bonus Link: Transformers TV spots I’ve been seeing for the past few weeks (also at YouTube.com)

Autobots, Roll Out

A few years back, Citroën put out this commercial featuring its new C4 showing off its dance skills [warning: youtube video]. If you could throw Soundwave into the mix, it would be one hell of a party.